May 2013
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midesko:
injureddreams:
That feeling of freedom once you finish a huge task.
Me after I clean the whole house
santanaslittlelesbo:
heartless:
when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother...
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BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...
Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
Ron Weasley: food porn blog
Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
Dumbledore: all the gay porn
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ennuibabyface:
mksawkwardtimes:
zahleneft:
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dean-ismean:
how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself
forever:
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
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mady-has-kaleidoscope-eyes:
elysionsprincess:
vanehsensei:
slenderlock:
singarequiem:
techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved...
undercover-witch:
microcroft:
urban legends (◠‿◠✿)
scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
captainnaustralia:
captainnaustralia:
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
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dorkstrider:
do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you”
my-life-as-a-teenage-robotnik:
just so everyone knows
people can ship something without wanting it to be canon
thank
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earth-link:
I hate how overly polite I am to people, I mean seriously if someone proposed to me I would probably end up marrying them even if I didn’t like them just because I wouldn’t want to be rude.
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sadmale:
do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
Me: Afraid to answer phones.
Me: Afraid to answer the door.
Me: Afraid to order food.
Me: Afraid to be in a room full of people I don't know.
Me: Afraid to talk to people on Tumblr.
Me: Afraid to talk to people in real life.
Me: Afraid to talk.
Me: Afraid to.
Me: Afraid.
hannahpooper:
how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”
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pupbutt:
if ur single and horny then u just gotta take matters into ur own hands
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otterparade:
cityofbadass:
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
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collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
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trillow:
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
coley-wog:
People who dislike a character or a ship but are reasonable about it.
People who bash and hate on a ship or character and then tag it.
People who send anon hate to people who like a ship or character they don’t and try and make them feel terrible about liking it.
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thetrainticket:
theongreyjoy:
commanderballsshepard:
mmmmmm yea that adobe photoshop 7 drop shadow effect
set outer glow to 500% spread
Become an editor - never watch television the same way again
sylvanburningcenter:
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when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the citayy
to seee a marching band
he said
listen here u lil shit
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