• My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
• My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
• My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
• My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
• My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
• My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
• My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
• Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-

Reblog if you’re over 10 and you still have stuffed animals on your bed or in your room. 

sassy-gay-erisol:

the-insane-otaku:

scottcstrait:

… we’re all over ten here.

littleredqueen:

this seriously makes me teary-eyed.  that poor angel…!

zonkypuff:

my favourite thing about marvel movies is the sense of unity between the people who know to stay until after the credits

thecatwhiskerscomefromwithin:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake 

fuck all the kitten posts, this is the cutest post on tumblr.

textsfromthe-avengers:

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